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Christmas jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!

Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.