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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his...

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin...

A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The schoolteacher said, O.K....

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe