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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to...

 

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A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to...

 

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A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies...

 

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Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn...

 

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Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"

 

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Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !

 

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Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !

 

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

 

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Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the...

 

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A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert...