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Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.

 

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Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you...

 

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The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three,' said the doctor....

 

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Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not...

 

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Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I do. Mary:...

 

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Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

 

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Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

 

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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

 

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The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied

 

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Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel...