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A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum...

 

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John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a...

 

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'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'

 

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Two girls were talking in the corridor. 'That boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clarrie. 'But he's not even looking at you,' replied...

 

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A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain,' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No, it's velvet !'

 

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On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a...

 

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Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how...

 

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Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I...

 

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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

 

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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it