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"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all...

 

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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.

 

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Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.

 

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Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.

 

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A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he...

 

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I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.

 

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Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus' bit off mah foot!" "Which...

 

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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother....

 

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A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t...

 

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Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !