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Cat jokes

What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

 

Cat jokes

What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

 

Cat jokes

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll...

 

Cat jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.

 

Cat jokes

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

 

Cat jokes

Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

 

Cat jokes

When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

 

Cat jokes

"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said...

 

Children jokes

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible...

 

Children jokes

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still,...