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Cat jokes

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !

What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !

What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !