More Jokes
What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I've got a bone to pick with you !
What's furry, has whiskers and
chases outlaws
?
A posse cat !
What is a black cat's favourite TV show
?
Miami Mice !
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're
very mewsical.
Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Which big cat should
you never play cards with
?
A cheetah !
When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
better !
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
What is another way to describe
a cat ?
A
heat seeking missile !