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A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was...

 

Children jokes

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the...

 

Children jokes

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it...

 

Children jokes

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy...

 

Children jokes

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls,...

 

Children jokes

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're...

 

Children jokes

Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately...

 

Children jokes

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith...

 

Children jokes

Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.

 

Children jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.