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Cat jokes

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !