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Cat jokes

What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !