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Cat jokes

Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.

Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.