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Car and train jokes

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha

 

Car and train jokes

Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

 

Car and train jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !

 

Car and train jokes

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

 

Car and train jokes

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements....

 

Car and train jokes

A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced...

 

Car and train jokes

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they...

 

Car and train jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.

 

Car and train jokes

Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!

 

Car and train jokes

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's...