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Car and train jokes

Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.

Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down....

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !

Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.