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Car and train jokes
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened...
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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
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I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going...
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A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest...
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A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note...
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Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted:...
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A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the...
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A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me,...
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A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster...
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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !
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