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Car and train jokes

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened...

 

Car and train jokes

When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

 

Car and train jokes

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going...

 

Car and train jokes

A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest...

 

Car and train jokes

A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note...

 

Car and train jokes

Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted:...

 

Car and train jokes

A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the...

 

Car and train jokes

A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me,...

 

Car and train jokes

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster...

 

Car and train jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !