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Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."