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Car and train jokes

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she...

 

Car and train jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

 

Car and train jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

 

Car and train jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."

 

Car and train jokes

Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

 

Car and train jokes

Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't...

 

Car and train jokes

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.

 

Car and train jokes

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

 

Car and train jokes

Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

 

Car and train jokes

Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.