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Car and train jokes

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put...

 

Car and train jokes

On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred....

 

Car and train jokes

What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.

 

Car and train jokes

What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.

 

Car and train jokes

Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

 

Car and train jokes

"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"

 

Car and train jokes

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you...

 

Car and train jokes

You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back...

 

Car and train jokes

My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can...

 

Car and train jokes

A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run...