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Car and train jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put...
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On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred....
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Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
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"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"
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A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you...
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You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back...
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My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can...
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A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run...
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