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Car and train jokes

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both...