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Car and train jokes

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

 

Car and train jokes

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I...

 

Car and train jokes

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey,...

 

Car and train jokes

"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step." "If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice...

 

Car and train jokes

In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They...

 

Car and train jokes

After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team...

 

Car and train jokes

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva...

 

Car and train jokes

Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What...

 

Car and train jokes

A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while,...

 

Car and train jokes

One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The...