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Car and train jokes

While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and...

 

Car and train jokes

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it...

 

Car and train jokes

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first,...

 

Car and train jokes

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

 

Car and train jokes

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker...

 

Car and train jokes

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

 

Car and train jokes

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

 

Car and train jokes

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

 

Car and train jokes

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

 

Car and train jokes

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.