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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.

 

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

 

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On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, 'I am going to give you...

 

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There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a tall one for writing longhand, a short...

 

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Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.

 

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Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his...

 

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Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the...

 

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An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men...

 

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'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all...

 

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A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who...