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Business jokes

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off...

 

Business jokes

Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed....

 

Business jokes

Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing...

 

Business jokes

INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"

 

Business jokes

The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender...

 

Business jokes

The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the...

 

Business jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light.

 

Car and train jokes

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled...

 

Car and train jokes

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy...

 

Car and train jokes

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their...