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Car and train jokes

A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an...

 

Car and train jokes

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for...

 

Car and train jokes

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the...

 

Car and train jokes

A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out...

 

Car and train jokes

Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded,...

 

Car and train jokes

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.

 

Car and train jokes

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said,...

 

Car and train jokes

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy...

 

Car and train jokes

Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

 

Car and train jokes

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!