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Car and train jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.

What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied,...

What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away..

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.

What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.

What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.