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Car and train jokes
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
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Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home...
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Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
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Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
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Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
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Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
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Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
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Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
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Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
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Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
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