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Car and train jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !