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Cat jokes

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

 

Cat jokes

Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

 

Cat jokes

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

 

Cat jokes

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must...

 

Cat jokes

Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

 

Cat jokes

What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

 

Cat jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !

 

Cat jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

 

Cat jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

 

Cat jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!