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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it...
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I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
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I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!
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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
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What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over...
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What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That...
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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has...
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