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Christmas jokes

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it...

 

Christmas jokes

I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

 

Christmas jokes

I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

 

Christmas jokes

I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

 

Christmas jokes

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

 

Christmas jokes

Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over...

 

Christmas jokes

What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

Christmas jokes

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !

 

Christmas jokes

Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That...

 

Christmas jokes

Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has...