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Christmas jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

 

Christmas jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

 

Christmas jokes

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

 

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What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?

 

Christmas jokes

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked....

 

Christmas jokes

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

 

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one...

 

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I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now...

 

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season

 

Christmas jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe