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Christmas jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

 

Christmas jokes

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so...

 

Christmas jokes

It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in....

 

Christmas jokes

"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."

 

Christmas jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

 

Christmas jokes

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

 

Christmas jokes

What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

 

Christmas jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.

 

Christmas jokes

Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

 

Christmas jokes

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!