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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
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Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?"...
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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.
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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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