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In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

 

Clinton jokes

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a...

 

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Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's $100.

 

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Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.

 

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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

 

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Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

 

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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

 

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Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling.

 

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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the...

 

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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.