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Clinton jokes

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station...

 

Clinton jokes

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,...

 

College jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

 

College jokes

Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar.

 

College jokes

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

 

College jokes

Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!

 

College jokes

Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he'd seen himself before?

 

College jokes

"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."

 

College jokes

Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

 

College jokes

Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?