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And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

 

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.

 

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Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or...

 

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

 

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

 

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

 

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Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.

 

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

 

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"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D." "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."

 

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Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.