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After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first...

 

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A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you...

 

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Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then...

 

College jokes

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone...

 

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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks...

 

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Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

 

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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a...

 

College jokes

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a...

 

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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him....

 

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Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.