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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious,...

 

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

 

Journalist jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired...

 

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How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide...

 

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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

 

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A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish...

 

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A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the...

 

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Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.

 

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Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

 

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Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.