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Journalist jokes

Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

 

Judge jokes

The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I...

 

Judge jokes

The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

 

Judge jokes

Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?"...

 

Judge jokes

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

 

Judge jokes

A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guilty,"...

 

Judge jokes

A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know...

 

Judge jokes

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And...

 

Judge jokes

Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.

 

Judge jokes

Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.