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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.