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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only...
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At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said,...
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When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true....
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It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car,...
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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The...
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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
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How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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King Kong jokes
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
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