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King Kong jokes

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.