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Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the...

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."

An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.