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Pig jokes

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.

 

Pig jokes

What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

 

Pig jokes

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

 

Pig jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

 

Pig jokes

Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

 

Pig jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.

 

Pig jokes

The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The...

 

Pig jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.

 

Political jokes

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.

 

Political jokes

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.