More Jokes

Political jokes

Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.