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Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.

 

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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.

 

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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.

 

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Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.

 

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Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.

 

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Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.

 

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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.

 

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Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!

 

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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

 

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Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than...