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Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark...
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Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more...
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Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and...
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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we...
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes...
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Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass...
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I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.
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A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous...
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