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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging...

 

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A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an...

 

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Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

 

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Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!

 

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QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

 

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QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.

 

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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big;...

 

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A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates...

 

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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

 

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Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House.