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A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot,...

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the...

A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, I'm going to be only a...

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille...

A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal...

A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly. "NO!" exploded the...

Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.

At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated....

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that...