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Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

 

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Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.

 

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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

 

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A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you." "Sure...

 

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I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it...

 

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When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that...

 

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Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures

 

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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What...

 

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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales...

 

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Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.